Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. His buddy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: “I think my friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Stay calm. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“