Joe: “I’ll never go on a blind date again.”
Pete: “Why, Joe?”
Joe: “It’s never good when your blind date turns out to be your ex!”
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Today’s Joke: Joe’s Boss Asks Him a Question
Joe: “My boss asked me if I was just ignorant or just apathetic?”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, I don’t know and I don’t care.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Has a Great Joke to Tell Pete
Joe: “I have an autumn joke. But I decided not tell you.”
Pete: “Why won’t you tell me?”
Joe: “You wouldn’t fall for it.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Girlfriend Scores High on Her Driver License Test
Joe: “My girlfriend took driver license test and got 8 out 10.”
Pete: “That’s great. What did she miss?”
Joe: “The two guys on the sidewalk.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Girlfriend Thinks Joe Has Artistic Talent. You Be the Judge
Joe: “My girlfriend thinks I have artistic talent. I painted a homeless guy on a bench.”
Pete: “Your girlfriend liked it?”
Joe: “Yah, but if he’s still there tomorrow, I’ll give him another coat.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Been Late for Work All Week
Joe: “My boss came into my cubicle and said, “You’ve been late 5 times this week. Do you know what that means?”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, that means it’s Friday.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Went to See His Proctologist
Joe: “I went to my proctologist for an examination. He found a piece of lettuce sticking out my butt.”
Pete: “What did your proctologist say?”
Joe: “He said, “it’s only the tip of the iceberg.”
Joke of the Day: Joe’s Friend’s Grandfather Invented Lifesavers
Joe: “My friend’s grandfather invented Lifesavers.”
Pete: “Tell me more.”
Joe: “Yah, he made a mint.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Plays the Piano
Joe: “When I was young I could play piano by ear.”
Pete: “Do you still play piano?”
Joe: “Yah, but now I play it by hands.”
Today’s Joke: Joe is Writing a Book
Joe: “I’m writing a book and I’m making great progress.”
Pete: “How far along are you?”
Joe: “I’ve got the page numbers done.”
