Joe: “My office went paperless.”
Pete: “How’s it working out?”
Joe: “Great, except when I go to the bathroom.”
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Today’s Joke: Joe Wants to Leave Work Early
Joe: “I asked my boss if I could leave work early and he said yes if I made up the time.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, “Eleventy past seventeen.”
Today’s Joke: Joe & His Girlfriend Try a New Restaurant
Joe: “My girlfriend and I went to a new restaurant called, Karma.”
Pete: “How was it?”
Joe: “There was no menu, you get what you deserve.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Quit His Job
Joe: “I quit my job at the muffler factory.”
Pete: “Why did you quit?”
Joe: “It was too exhaustive.”
Joke of the Day:
Joe: “I lost my job as a tarot card reader.”
Pete: “How do you feel about that?”
Joe: “Terrible. I didn’t see it coming.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Has a Relationship Problem
Joe: “My girlfriend is upset with me. She said I ruined her birthday.”
Pete: “What did you do?”
Joe: “That’s just it. I did nothing. I didn’t even know it was her birthday.”
Today’s Joke: Does Joe Need a Compass?
Joe: “I told my girlfriend I get lost when I look into her eyes.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said she isn’t reading too much into it because I lost in a large department store, a city park, and on the metro.”
Joke of the Day: Joe has In-Law Problems
Joe: “I’d rather be bitten by a vicious dog than deal with my mother-in-law?”
Pete: “Why?”
Joe: “A vicious dog eventually lets go.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Dog Has a Duck Problem
Joe: “Every time I walk my dog in the park the ducks try to bite him.”
Pete: “Have you figured out why?”
Joe: “My vet told me it was because my dog is a pure bread.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Share His Dieting Tip
Joe: “I’m a light eater.”
Pete: “How do you do it?”
Joe: “As soon as the light goes on I eat.”
