Most of us have been there. We check our image in the mirror before we leave home. Everything is right and off we go. Opps, a warning light flashes. Then we notice it. A bad hair day is staring us in the face. Not enough time to shower and do a rewash. It’s time to leave. Maybe I’ll wear dark glasses. Emergency gel or paste or hairspray. Gel always works. A little here. A little more there. I check the mirror. Yikes, it’s worse. I feel like I belong on a mug shot. Perhaps I can fake it and if anyone says anything about my cowlick that won’t lie down or the section of my hair that decided to throw an all night party I’ll say, “Do you like it? I saw where it was the rage in Europe.” If I’m tilting over the edge I can stop by Tony’s barbershop and have my head shaved bald. That might work. When people ask why I had my head saved bald. I’ll tell them I’m protesting. If they ask me what I’m protesting I’ll tell them I haven’t decided. That will give them something to talk about.
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Nice one let me give you a laugh this lady I know was getting ready to go out one night now talk about mutton dressed up as lamb holy cow now this is where I would have drawn the line really she decided before heading out she would get totally hammered before going out crickeys what was the point I say quietly observing and grinning of course so would you I thought the clothes were bad no dress sense what so ever now we come to the make up she put it on with a trowel picture this your pissed your hand ain’t so steady lipstick on her teeth I thought her gums were bleeding bright red lippy eyeshadow as green as grass she really did look smashing drunk of course next it came to deodorant asking me if I had any I replied bathroom sweetie well low and behold she came out dont I smell lovely tonight dear oh wow I said doing my best to keep in the laughing and almost wetting myself in the process what do you think she had in her hand again asking in a slurred voice dont I smell beautiful oh yes you sure do my advice sweetheart I told her that perfume your wearing will draw all those hunky guys to your side my was she smiling under my breath poor fuckers she ll suffocate them with that none other than fly and wasp killer spray mistook the kitchen press for bathroom I remember shouting after her put on a coat theres no flies out tonight roaring out laughing keep smiling tell this to your friends they sure will get a kick out of this one and kindly tape down that cows lick🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love this!! I had several lol moments. She put her makup on with a trowel? If I were her husband I’d be heading out the door. This story belongs on reality TV. Thanks for the laughs. Ray