Joe: “I slept like a dog last night.”
Pete: “That was great.”
Joe: “I woke up on the porch.”
Humor
Today’s Joke: Joe Broke Up With His GF
Joe: “My girlfriend is hard of hearing so I broke up with her.”
Pete: “That doesn’t sound like a good reason. Is there more?”
Joe: “Yah, she never listened to me.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Takes His Boss’s Advice
Joe: “My boss passed by my cubicle and told me to have a great day.”
Pete: “That was nice.”
Joe “I took her advice and went home.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF is Pregnant
Joe: “My life really changed since my girlfriend became pregnant.”
Pete: “Congratulations, Joe. How has your life changed.”
Joe: “My phone number, my address, and my Facebook account.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Friend Gives Him Some Dirt About His GF
Joe: “My good friend Zach text me and told me he had some dirt on my girlfriend.”
Pete: “What did he say?”
Joe: “He said she’s cheating on both of us.”
Today’s Joke: Joe and His Dad
Joe: “I know my dad’s looking down on me.”
Pete: “When did he die?”
Joe: “He didn’t die, he’s just condescending.
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Girlfriend is a Heavy Drinker
Joe: “I asked my girlfriend why she drank so much wine.”
Pete: “What did she say.”
iJoe: “She said when she drinks she less embarrassed to be with me.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Gives a Cooking Tip
Joe: “I always cook with wine.”
Pete: “What kind do you use?”
Joe: “It doesn’t matter. Every once in a while I add it to the food.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Had Life Figured Out, Until . . .
Joe: “Pete, I once had a handle on life.”
Pete: “What happened, Joe.”
Joe: “It broke.”
Today’s Poem: Snowball by Shel Silverstein
Snowball
Shel Silverstein
I made myself a snowball
As perfect as could be.
I thought I’d keep it as a pet
And let it sleep with me.
I made it some pajamas
And a pillow for its head.
Then last night it ran away,
But first it wet the bed.
