Joe: “My wife was struck by lightening.”
Pete: “How did you react.”
Joe: “It was crazy. My entire wife flashed in front of me.”
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Today’s Joke
Joe: “My girlfriend is an archaeologist and she is upset with me.”
Pete: “How can you tell she is upset with you?”
Joe: “She said she had a bone to pick with me.”
Today’s Joke
Joe: “I don’t understand why my girlfriend got upset with me when I complimented her,”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I told her that her mustache was coming in great.”
Today’s Joke
Joe: “I’m reading anti-gravity book.”
Pete: “How is it?”
Joe: “I can’t put it down.”
Today’s Joke
Joe: “I decided to quit drinking.”
Pete: “Why’s that, Joe?”
Joe: “I walked into my favorite bar last night and I asked the bartender, “Do I come here often?”
Today’s Joke
Joe: “My accountant friend is suffering from constipation.”
Pete: “That’s too bad.”
Joe: “Yah, he says he can’t budget.”
Today’s Joke
Joe: “My girlfriend and I are both narcissists and we get along well.”
Pete: “What’s your secret.”
Joe: “We keep our relationship at ‘I’ level.
Today’s Joke
Joe: “I broke up with my dentist girlfriend.”
Pete: “What did you say to her?”
Joe: “I said, “No hard fillings.”
Today’s Joke
Joe: “I was a vegetarian for a week.”
Pete: “How did it work out?”
Joe: “It was a big missed steak.”
Today’s Joke
Joe: “I quit my job working for Starbucks.”
Pete: “Did something go wrong?”
Joe: “Nah. I got tired of the daily grind.”
