Joe: “I used to be a velcro salesman.”
Pete: “Why did you stop?”
Joe: “I couldn’t stick with it.”
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Today’s Inspiration ~ Time to Lighten Up
“A good laugh is sunshine in the house.”
~ William Makepeace Thackeray
Today’s Joke
Joe: “I stopped going to my massage therapist.”
Pete: “What happened?”
Joe: “She rubbed me the wrong way.”
Today’s Joke
Joe: “My wife’s divorcing me for religious reasons.”
Pete: “What are her reasons?”
Joe: “She worships money and I’m broke.”
Today’s Joke
Joe: “My girlfriend tells me being a waiter is a respectable job.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, ‘It puts food on the table.'”
Today’s Joke
Joe: “My boss gave me a list of tasks. When I checked off 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9 my boss was upset with me.”
Pete: “Why was your boss upset with you?”
Joe: “He claimed I only did odd jobs.”
Today’s Joke
Joe: “I had a job interview and was ask if I could handle a variety of tasks.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, ‘Of course, I’ve had 8 different jobs in the last four months.”
Today’s Joke
Joe: “My girlfriend plays drums in a band. I got her a gift for her birthday.”
Pete: “What did you get her?”
Joe: “I got her a cymbal of my love.
Today’s Joke
Joe: “My son told me he didn’t understand cloning.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “That makes two of us.”
Today’s Joke
Joe: “My lactose intolerant girlfriend told me we were through.”
Pete: “Did she say why?”
Joe: “Yah. She said she couldn’t take my cheesy jokes.”
