Joe: “I saw a sign that said, ‘watch for children.’ It made me think.”
Pete: “What did you think about?”
Joe: “I thought it was a fair trade.”
laughter
Today’s Joke
Joe: “I have an inferiority complex.”
Pete: “You do?”
Joe: “Yah, but it’s not a very good one.”
Today’s Joke
Joe: “I read a recipe the same way I read science fiction.”
Pete: “How so, Joe?”
Joe: “I get to the end and say, ‘That’s not happening.'”
Today’s Joke
Joe: “My girlfriend does yoga everyday.
Pete: “What do you think of that?”
Joe: “It’s a bit of a stretch.”
Today’s Joke
Joe: “I told my psychologist that I was addicted to Twitter and wanted to quit.”
Pete: “What did your psychologist say?”
Joe: “My psychologists said, “I don’t understand, I’m not following you.”
Today’s Joke
Joe: “My friend Ben was killed by a falling piano.”
Pete: “I’m sorry, Pete. Are you going to the funeral?”
Joe: “Yes, it won’t be a long one. It will be a low key funeral.”
Today’s Joke
Joe: “My girlfriend told me my snoring scares her.”
Pete: “Does it happen all the time?”
Joe: “No, only when I’m driving.”
Today’s Joke
Joe: “I have a problem with troubleshooting.”
Pete: “How’s that, Joe?”
Joe: “The trouble usually shoots me back.”
Today’s Joke
Joe: “I had to take an advanced math class to figure out my former girlfriend.”
Pete: “What have you learned?”
Joe: “When I thought about my X, I wondered Y.”
Today’s Joke
Joe: “My psychiatrist diagnosed me as having me a split personality. I was charged $100.”
Pete: “How did you react?”
Joe: “I paid $50 and told the psychiatrist to collect the other $50 from my other guy.”
