Joe: “My girlfriend accused me of cheating on her.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.”
laughter
Today’s Joke
Joe: “I’m really into astronomy.”
Pete: “How’s it going?”
Joe: “Everything is looking up.”
Today’s Joke
Joe: “My boss said I intimidate my co-workers.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I just stared at him until he turned away.”
Today’s Joke
Joe: “I’ve discovered the best way to criticize my boss.”
Pete: “How’s that?”
Joe: “Very quietly and anonymously.
Today’s Joke
Joe: “I really like teamwork.”
Pete: “How so, Joe?”
Joe: “I aways get to blame someone else when things go wrong.”
Today’s Joke
Joe: “My girlfriend is threatening to split with me because I have an obsession to be a news anchor.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: I said, “More after the break.”
Today’s Joke
Joe: “My girlfriend claims she can wax my chest without me feeling any pain.”
Pete: “What are you going to do?”
Joe: “I don’t think she can pull it off.”
Today’s Joke
Joe: “I don’t understand my girlfriend, she says I’m lazy.”
Pete: “Why would she say that?”
Joe: “I have no idea. I didn’t do anything.”
Today’s Joke
Joe: “My girlfriend works at a bank. She told me she wanted to break up with me.”
Pete: “Did you ask her why?”
Joe: “She said she was losing interest.
Today’s Joke
Joe: “I’ve started growing a beard, but my girlfriend doesn’t like it.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said at first I didn’t like but it grew on me.”
