Joe: “Did you hear the rumor going around about butter?
Pete: “Is it bad?”
Joe: “Never mind. I shouldn’t spread it.”
laughter
Joke of the Day
Joe: “When I was in high school, I ran track, but was afraid to run the hurdles.”
Pete: “That was too bad, Joe.”
Joe: “It wasn’t a big problem. I quickly got over it.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “it is impossible for me to be frank with you.”
Pete: “Why is that, Joe?”
Joe: “I would have to change my name.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “Last night I dreamt I was a muffler.”
Pete: “That was a strange dream.”
Joe: “Yah, I woke up exhausted.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “My wife asked me to go to the market and get a loaf of bread and if they had eggs to get a dozen. When I came home she was upset with me.”
Pete: “Why was she upset with you?”
Joe: “I don’t know. I followed her instructions and came home with a dozen loaves of bread.
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I’m writing a book on the history of glue.”
Pete: “Is it interesting?”
Joe: “I just can’t seem to put it down.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I received an offer today in pictures.”
Pete: “That is awesome. Who made the offer?“
Joe: “My doctor told me he wanted a take an xray of my liver.“
Joke of the Day
Joe: “My boss gave me a ground breaking job.”
Pete: “That’s impressive. What did you do?”
Joe: “He handed me a shovel and I started digging.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “My wife threatened to leave me because she says I waste money on eBay.”
Pete: “What did you buy?”
Joe: “My last purchase was an air guitar.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “My boss caught me tucking my knees into my chest and leaning forward. He wanted to know what I was doing?”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, ‘That’s the way I roll.'”
