Joke of the Day Ray Calabrese 3 years ago Spread the love Joe: “My girlfriend started shoplifting and I’m going to break up with her in two weeks.” Pete: “Why are you waiting to break up?” Joe: “ I wanted to wait until after my birthday.” Inspire others, please share: Email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email Print (Opens in new window) Print More Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Pinterest Share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Tumblr Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit Share on Telegram (Opens in new window) Telegram Share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) WhatsApp Today’s JokeDateJanuary 14, 2023In relation toComedyToday’s Joke: Joe’s Thinking of Breaking Up With His GFDateAugust 7, 2024In relation toComedyToday’s Joke: Joe Joined a Support GroupDateJune 9, 2024In relation toComedy