Joe: “My girlfriend asked me what I knew about Pavlov.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “It rings a bell.”
One-Liners
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Neighbor Was Found Dead
Joe: “My neighbor is a cartoonist and yesterday afternoon he was found in his apartment.”
Pete: “What happened?”
Joe: “I’m not sure, the details are sketchy.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Writing a Book and Making Great Progress
Joe: “I writing a book and I’m sure they will make a movie out of it. I’m making great progress.”
Pete: “How far along are you?”
Joe; “I got the page numbers done.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Makes a Presentation
Joe: “I gave a PowerPoint presentation at work today..I asked the team if they had any questions.
Pete: “Did they?
Joe: “Yah. One guy asked me if I was finished.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Gets a Message from His GF
Joe: “I didn’t hear from girlfriend for three months and today she left a message on my phone.”
Pete: “What did she say.”
Joe: “Waz up? I’ve been in rehab.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Knows
Joe: “My girlfriend asked me if I knew how many men does it take to change a toilet paper roll. I didn’t know.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, no one knows because it’s never happened before.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Can Read His Mind
Joe: “My girlfriend told me to stop thinking about sex. I asked her how she knows what I am thinking.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, ‘You’re breathing.'”
Today’s Joke: Does Joe’s GF Have a Point?
Joe: “My girlfriend told me the guys at her place only get a half hour lunch break while the women get a full hour.”
Pete: “That doesn’t seem fair. She say way?”
Joe: “She said, lunch was short so the boss didn’t have to retrain them.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s No Longer Unemployed
Joe: “I landed a job at the M & M factory.”
Pete: “What do you do?”
Joe: “I proofread.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Plays Tennis
Joe: “I’m playing tennis with people I met in therapy.”
Pete: “How’s it going?”
Joe: “We call it mixed up doubles.”
