I thought the only thing chasing me at the gym was the calorie counter—until I discovered a real-life plot twist involving a sweaty spy and my ebook. I had a strange experience at the gym yesterday. I’m on the elliptical machine going fast but going nowhere. The only way I get through this workout without going nuts is to read an ebook on my iPhone while moving my legs as fast as I can. The ebook I’m currently reading is a page turner. Think about it, how can an ebook be a page turner. Perhaps a better expression is, my ebook is a a swipe to the left turner. I must have been really into the book because I didn’t feel a guy I know hovering over my right shoulder. He was standing there reading my book! How do I know? He broke my connection with the book when he said, “Ray, let me know if Court gets out of the jam, I’ve got to go.” I did a half turn, hoping I didn’t pop three vertebrae and looked at him. I’m at a loss for words. What do you say to someone who sidles up to you and looks over your shoulder. We exchanged pleasantries and he left. The next time he shows up I’ll tell him the main character found himself being closely followed by a foreign agent. he turned, pulled out his gun and wounded the foreign agent. He stood over the foreign agent and said, “You made one mistake, you sidled up to me.”