Who needs exercise or self-improvement when you can live like a champion from the comfort of your couch with a bowl of nachos and jar of salsa nearby?
There’s no greater joy than realizing you are, in fact, a winner—without leaving your living room How, you ask? Simple: my college team won. Which means I won. I, personally, out-coached the opposing team,
Living vicariously through a team is the ultimate life hack. You don’t need to train, eat kale, or even stretch your hamstrings (I do all three). All you need is cable, Wi-Fi, and a foam finger large enough to double as a flotation device. Victory? It’s mine. Defeat? Clearly, the refs were blind, biased, or possibly involved in a conspiracy.
The best part? On Monday mornings, I get to say, “We crushed them.” Yes, we. Me, the guy with salsa on his shirt. We’re in this together.
There’s a big game on Saturday followed by a big game on Sunday. There’s no time for meditation this weekend.
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