Joe: “My landlord sent me an email saying he needs to talk to me about cutting back on my heat.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I emailed my landlord that my door is always open.”
Humor
Today’s Joke: Joe Tried To Exercise
Joe: “I tried walking up a hill without my iWatch.”
Pete: “How did it go?”
Joe: ‘I stopped after a couple of meters. I had neither the time or the inclination.
Today’s Joke: Joe Does His Grandfather a Solid
Joe: “My grandfather has bitten his nails since he was a kid. I helped him stop.”
Pete: “That’s terrific, Joe. How did you do it?”
Joe: “I hid his teeth.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Girlfriend Has Interesting Work
Joe: “It’s difficult to say what my girlfriend does for work.”
Pete: “What does she do?”
Joe: “She sells seashells by the seashore.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Increases His Fiber Intake
Joe: “I’ll have a short story coming out.”
Pete: “That’s great news. When will it come out.”
Joe: “Soon, I hope. I shouldn’t have eaten it.
Today’s Joke: Joe breaks up with his girlfriend 
Joe: “I broke up with my girlfriend because she was always trying to put me down .”
Pete: “ Why was she always trying to put you down?”
Joe; “I think it was because of her work, she is a veterinarian.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Takes His Parents to the Airport
Joe: “My parents were visiting and I drove them to the airport today.”
Pete: “That;s nice. When does their flight leave?”
Joe: “In 48 hours.”
Today’s Joke: Joe and His GF Go Out for a Romantic Dinner.
Joe: “I took my girlfriend to an expensive restaurant for a romantic dinner. Half way through the dinner she asked me say something that would get her excited.”
Pete What did you say?
Joe: “I forgot my wallet.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Inhales Nitrus Oxide at Work
Joe: “I inhaled nitrous oxide during a staff meeting at work. My boss fired me.”
Pete: “Why did you inhale nitrous oxide?”
Joe: “I have no idea, but it was funny at the time.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s grandpa visits, what could go wrong?
Joe: “ My grandpa spent the weekend with us and he has a blackeye..”
Pete: “ What happened?”
Joe: “I knew his room was too small for a cuckoo clock. “
