Joe: “I tried walking up a hill without my iWatch.”
Pete: “How did it go?”
Joe: ‘I stopped after a couple of meters. I had neither the time or the inclination.
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Today’s Joke: Joe’s grandpa visits, what could go wrong?
Joe: “ My grandpa spent the weekend with us and he has a blackeye..”
Pete: “ What happened?”
Joe: “I knew his room was too small for a cuckoo clock. “
Today’s Joke:
Joe: “My night school teacher gave me an F and accused me of plagiarism.”
Pete: “Did you have any defense?”
Joe: “I told her, ‘Why should I get in trouble for something I didn’t do?”
Today’s Joke: Joe Loves His Morning Joe
Joe: “My girlfriend said she figured out why I drink so much coffee.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She told me reason I drink so much coffee was that I like to make mistakes and do it faster.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Likes His Beer
Joe: “My girlfriend complained that I drink beer every day.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, ‘You’re wrong. I only drink at night.'”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Company Went Paperless.
Joe: “The place where I work went totally paperless.”
Pete: “How’s it working out?”
Joe: “Great, unless you have to use the toilet.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Cop Buddy Mike Should Have Stayed at the Police Academy
Joe: “My buddy Mike is a cop and he busted a mime today.”
Pete: “Did he read him his rights?”
Joe: “Only partially. He said he didn’t have to tell him to remain silent.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Has a Relationship Problem
Joe: “My girlfriend told me I had a lot of growing up to do?”
Pete: “What did you say to her?”
Joe: “Nothing. I stayed in the closet until she left for work.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Got to Clean Up His Act
Joe: “The lifeguard screamed at me when he caught me taking a pee in our local pool.”
Pete: “How did you react?”
Joe: “He scared me. I nearly fell in the pool.”
Today’s Joke: Joe and His GF Go to a Restaurant
Joe: “My girlfriend and I went to a restaurant and the waiter and chef were arguing.”
Pete: “What did you do?”
Joe: “We decided not to take sides.”
