Joe: “Did you hear the news about reincarnation?”
Pete: “No, what is it?”
Joe: “It’s making a oomeback.”
laughter
Joke of the Day
Joe: “My girlfriend was upset with me. She demanded I stop acting like a flamingo.”
Pete: “What did you do?”
Joe: “I put my foot down”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I asked my meditation guide if it was okay to use emails?”
Pete: “What did your guide say?”
Joe: “Yes, but not attachments.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I quit my low carb diet.”
Pete: “Why’s that, Joe?”
Joe: “It goes against the grain.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I’m investing in highlighter pens. They’re the future.”
Pete: “Are you sure?”
Joe: “Mark my words.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I went to my acting class and fell through the floor.”
Pete: “Are you okay?”
Joe: “Yah, the director said it was a stage I was going through.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I keep taking my girlfriend everywhere.”
Pete: “That’s nice, Joe.”
Joe: “Problem is she keeps finding her way back.”
Today’s Joke
Joe: “I discouraged my girlfriend from becoming an archaeologist.”
Pete: “Why’s that, Joe?”
Joe: “I didn’t want her life to end up in ruins.”
Today’s Joke
Joe: “I think I’m going bald.”
Pete: “What makes you think that, Joe?”
Joe: “My girlfriend told me my eyebrows and hairline are social distancing.”
Today’s Joke
Joe: “I just returned from a pleasure trip.”
Pete: “Where did you go?”
Joe: “I took my mother-in-law to the airport.”
