Joe: “I’ve been on a new diet for a week.”
Pete: “How’s it working?”
Joe: “I drink beer whenever I’m thirsty. So far I’ve lost three days.”
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Today’s Joke: Joe Better Change His Plans
Joe: “I told my girlfriend I could be anyone I wanted to be.”
Pete: “That’s inspiring. What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, “That doesn’t mean you can do identity theft.”
Today’s Joke: Joe, Take a Hint
Joe: My girlfriend is afraid of making a commitment.”
Pete: “Has she said so?
Joe: “We’ve been together for two years and she still hasn’t told me her name.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF is Confused
Joe: “My girlfriend told me she doesn’t understand cloning?”
Pete: “What did you say to her?”
Joe: “I said, ‘That makes two of us.'”
Today’s Joke: Joe Gets Confused
Joe: “My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to see where she was operated upon for appendicitis. “
Pete: “What did you say to her?”
Joe: “Oh, I really don’t want to see a hospital.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s On One End of the List
Joe: “I asked my girlfriend if I was the only one she slept with.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, ‘Yes, the others were 8’s and 9’s.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Thinking of Breaking Up With His GF
Joe: “I’m thinking of breaking up with my girlfriend.”
Pete: “What’s the problem?”
Joe: “She has multiple personalities and I’m bad with names.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Boss Asks Him a Question
Joe: “My boss asked if I was an optimist.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, ‘I hope so.'”
Today’s Joke: Joe is a Natural
Joe: “I used to play piano by ear.”
Pete: “You must be a natural.”
Joe: “Now I use my hands.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Didn’t Quite Get the Directions Right
Joe: “My warehouse foreman gave me a roll of bubble wrap and told me to pop it in corner.”
Pete: “That seems like an easy job.
Joe: “It took me a half of a day.
