Joe and Pete are at it again
Joe: “The pastor at my church wanted to know if I would do some volunteer work.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, ‘I wouldn’t do it if you paid me.'”
laughter
Joke of the Day
Joe: “My girlfriend started shoplifting and I’m going to break up with her in two weeks.”
Pete: “Why are you waiting to break up?”
Joe: “ I wanted to wait until after my birthday.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I broke a mirror in my house. That’s supposed to mean 7 years bad luck.”
Pete: “Do you believe that?”
Joe: “No. My lawyer told me he can get me three to five.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I hate when my foot falls asleep during the day.”
Pete: “Why’s that, Joe?”
Joe: “It means it will be up all night.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “My friend Charlie told me had a lot of Botox work.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “Well, only one of us could keep a straight face.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I came from work and there was a note on the table, ‘I can’t take it anymore, I’ve gone for a walk.'”
Pete: “Is your girlfriend okay?”
Joe: “She’s okay. The note was from my dog.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “With the help of my psychologist I learned to resist everything.”
Pete: “Everything?”
Joe: “That is everything but temptation.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “My son asked me, “Does Gramma have to die?”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, “Well son, she did commit a capital crime.”
Photo of the Day ~ Happiness is Closer Than You Realize
Where is Happiness?
It’s All Around Us!
Inspiring Quote of the Day ~ Lighten Up & Enjoy a Good Laugh
“The most wasted of days is one with laughter.”
e. e. cummings
