Joe: “I’m not bragging, but I haven’t had a mood swing.”
Pete: “That’s great. How long has it been?”
Joe: “Five minutes.”
laughter
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I have a new exercise routine.”
Pete: “What is it, Joe?”
Joe: “I’m running away from my problems, commitments, and responsibilities.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I realized my life can’t fall apart.”
Pete: “Why is that, Joe?”
Joe: “I never had it together in the first place.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I’ve discovered my life’s purpose.”
Pete: “What is it, Joe?”
Joe: “To be a cautionary tale for others.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I negotiated a good deal on a guitar at a pawn shop.”
Pete: “How did it work out?”
Joe: “There were no strings attached.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “It was very cold yesterday. My girlfriend said all I’d need would be gloves and a scarf to walk to the supermarket.”
Pete: “How did it work out.”
Joe: “Not to well. I got arrested. Everyone else was wearing clothes.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I tried to write a country song about a tortilla.”
Pete: “How did it turn out?”
Joe: “It ended up being more of a wrap.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “My cousin stole a calendar.”
Pete: “What happened?”
Joe: “He got a year.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I was boiling water and as I stared at it I became sad.”
Pete: “Why was that, Joe?”
Joe: “I realized it will be mist.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I got an email that said, “At Google Maps we can read maps backward.”
Pete: “What did you think about that?”
Joe: “I thought it was spam.”
