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A man walks into a bar and it’s empty – it’s just him and the bartender. He sits down and orders a drink.

He hears someone whisper, ā€œPssst…I like your tie.ā€ The man looks around but doesn’t see anyone.

ā€œPssst…that color looks nice on you.ā€

He asks the bartender, ā€œExcuse me, but…are you speaking to me?ā€

The bartender rolls his eyes and says, ā€œNo, sorry about that. It’s the peanuts… they’re complimentary.ā€


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