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Joe: “I was stopped for speeding. The policeman checked my license and wanted to know why I wasn’t wearing glasses. I told him I had contacts.

Pete: “What did he say?”

Joe “He said, ‘I don’t care how many contacts you have, I’m still giving you a ticket.”


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