Joe: “A stack of books fell on me.”
Pete: “Are you okay?”
Joe: “I’ve only my shelf to blame,”
Joe: “I came out of the closest and my boss fired me.”
Pete: “Why?”
Joe: “It was his bedroom closet.”
Joe: “I told my boss I was going to quit if I didn’t get the raise. My boss said, “You know where the door is.””
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, “No, I don’t know where it is.””
Joe: “I told my supervisor I was quitting my job as a traffic cop.”
Pete; “What did your supervisor say?”
Joe: “My supervisor gave me the green light.”
Joe: “My father was a workaholic.”
Pete: “How did he handle it?”
Joe: “Whenever anyone mentioned work, he drank until he was drunk.”
Joe: “It’s cleaning day today.”
Pete: “How’s it going?”
Joe: “I already polished off three bags of chips and two beers.”
Joe: “I’m 6 feet 3 inches tall and my girlfriend is four feet 10 inches tall.”
Pete: “How’s that working out?”
Joe: “I call it a long distance relationship.”
Joe: “My girlfriend thinks she is perfect.”
Pete: “Why?”
Joe: “She said, “I’ve only been wrong once and that was when I thought I was wrong.”
Joe: “A woman came to the door collecting for the senior citizen center.”
Pete: “What did you do?”
Joe: “I gave her my grandpa.”
Joe: “I broke up with my girlfriend because she wanted me to grow a mustache.”
Pete: “What did you say to her?”
Joe: “I said, ‘Why do we always have do to do things together.”
