Joe: “My girlfriend is a terrible cook.”
Pete: “How bad of a cook is she?”
Joe: “She’s so bad when I leave my dental floss in the kitchen, the roaches hang themselves.”
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Joke of the Day
Joe: “My fake plants all died.”
Pete: “What happened.”
Joe: “I pretended not to water them.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I’m saw my doctor because I can’t step making airport jokes.”
Pete: “What did your doctor say?”
Joe: “My doctor told me it was terminal.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “On my flight, the woman across from demanded a seat change because of a crying baby.”
Pete: “What happened?”
Joe: “The flight attended wouldn’t allow it. She said, ‘You can’t change your seat if it is your baby.'”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I asked my financial advisor if all my money was gone.”
Pete: “What did your financial advisor say?”
Joe: “She said, ‘No, it’s just with someone else.'”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “When I was a kid my parents moved a lot.”
Pete: “How did you handle it?”
Joe: “I always found them.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I saw an ad on TV last night that said nine out ten people suffer from hemorrhoids? That bothered me.”
Pete: “Why did it bother you?”
Joe: “Think about it. Does it mean someone enjoys hemorrhoids?
Joke of the Day
Joe: “My uncle and I are going to start a deer cloning service.
Pete: “I’ve not heard of it. Will it work?”
Joe: “I don’t know. We’re just looking for a quick buck.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I’d like to meet the guy wiho invented zero.”
Pete: “Why?”
Joe: “I’d thank him for nothing.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I’m breaking up with my girlfriend. She spends too much time playing tennis.”
Pete: “Tennis is the problem?”
Joe: “Yes. Love means nothing to her.”
