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Snow blower for sale…only used on snowy days.

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Q: What did one flea say to the other?

A: Should we walk or take a dog?

Q: Why do dogs run in circles?

A: Because it’s hard to run in squares!

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Someone stole my mood ring.

I don’t know how I feel about that.

A man walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia.

Librarian: “They’re right behind you!!”

Q: What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

A: A friend you can count on.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He’s all right now!

I was at the museum recently.

I asked a worker there if I was allowed to take pictures.

He said no, they had to stay on the walls.

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