Joe: “My girlfriend told me I’m number 1 on her list.”
Pete: “That’s great.”
Joe: “Of people she never wants to see again.”
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Today’s Joke: Joe Gives a Shoutout to Elevators
Joe: “I’m giving a shoutout to all elevators.”
Pete: “What for?”
Joe: “They pick me up when I’m feeling down.”
Your Daily Jokes, One-liners, and Punchlines
Joe: “My girlfriend made a toast for me at my birthday party.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She toasted, ‘Here’s to another year of questionable decisions.'”
