Joe: “I was thrown out of AA for bringing a can of beer to the meeting. I accepted their decision with grace.”
Pete: “What did you do when they asked you to leave.”
Joe: “As I said, I left with Grace.”
one-liners
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Got Relationship Problems
Joe: “I asked Alexa why I can’t keep a girlfriend.”
Pete: “How did Alexa answer?”
Joe: “She said, “I’m Siri, fool.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Misinterprets the Instructions
Joe: ‘My girlfriend asked me to clear the table.”
Pete: “Was that a problem?”
Joe: “No. But I needed a running start.”
Today’s Joke: Is Joe’s Grandfather Trying to Date?
Joe: “My grandfather asked a woman for her number.”
Pete: “Did she give him her number?”
Joe: Yes, she said, “It’s 149 over 98.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Gives His GF Advice
Joe: “My girlfriend was depressed. She said she felt like she was falling in a bottomless pit.”
Pete: “What did you say to her?”
Joe: “I said, ‘At least you won’t hit your head.'”
Today’s Joke: Joe and His GF Dine Out
Joe: “I took my girlfriend out to a restaurant and she complained that the food was terrible.”
Pete: “What did you say to her?”
Joe: “I agree and the portions are way too small.”
Today’s Joke: Could Joe’s GF be Wrong?
Joe: “My girlfriend finally admitted she was wrong.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, ‘I was wrong when I said I was wrong.'”
Today’s Joke: Joe Upset His GF
Joe: “My girlfriend got upset when I rolled my eyes at something she said.”
Pete: “What did she say?
Joe: “Keep rolling your eyes, you might find a brain back there.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Needs Another Session or Two
Joe: “I was seeing a psychologist because I was so indecisive.”
Pete: “Did it help?”
Joe: “I’m not sure.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Should Know Some Things Are Best Left Unsaid
Joe: “I told my girlfriend that from the first time I saw her I wanted to make love to her badly.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, ‘You succeeded.'”
