Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Knows

Joe: “My girlfriend asked me if I knew how many men does it take to change a toilet paper roll. I didn’t know.”

Pete: “What did she say?”

Joe: “She said, no one knows because it’s never happened before.”

Today’s Joke: Joe Made a Simple Mistake

Joe: “My girlfriend asked me if I knew the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain. I told her, I didn’t know the difference.”

Pete: “What did she say?”

Joe: She said, ‘So, you’re the one.'”

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