Joe: “I gave a PowerPoint presentation at work today..I asked the team if they had any questions.
Pete: “Did they?
Joe: “Yah. One guy asked me if I was finished.”
Daily Humor
Today’s Joke: Joe Gets a Message from His GF
Joe: “I didn’t hear from girlfriend for three months and today she left a message on my phone.”
Pete: “What did she say.”
Joe: “Waz up? I’ve been in rehab.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Knows
Joe: “My girlfriend asked me if I knew how many men does it take to change a toilet paper roll. I didn’t know.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, no one knows because it’s never happened before.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Can Read His Mind
Joe: “My girlfriend told me to stop thinking about sex. I asked her how she knows what I am thinking.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, ‘You’re breathing.'”
Today’s Joke: Does Joe’s GF Have a Point?
Joe: “My girlfriend told me the guys at her place only get a half hour lunch break while the women get a full hour.”
Pete: “That doesn’t seem fair. She say way?”
Joe: “She said, lunch was short so the boss didn’t have to retrain them.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s No Longer Unemployed
Joe: “I landed a job at the M & M factory.”
Pete: “What do you do?”
Joe: “I proofread.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Plays Tennis
Joe: “I’m playing tennis with people I met in therapy.”
Pete: “How’s it going?”
Joe: “We call it mixed up doubles.”
Today’s Joke: It Runs in Joe’s Family
Joe: “My grandfather buried three wives.”
Pete: “That’s rough.”
Joe: “Yah, and two of them were napping.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Got it Right
Joe: “My girlfriend asked me if I knew the difference between government bonds and me.”
Pete: “What is the difference?”
Joe: “My girlfriend said that government bonds mature.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF is Spot On
Joe: “My girlfriend said she figured out why I don’t show my feelings.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said I don’t show my feelings because I don’t have any.”
