Joe: “I got some bad news at the bakery today.”
Pete: “What did you hear?”
Joe: “They’re not making shortbread any longer.”
Humor
Today’s Joke: Joe Has Neighbor Problems
Joe: “My neighbor keeps tossing top soil over the fence into my garden.”
Pete: “What’s your neighbor up to?”
Joe: “I don’t know, but the plot thickens.”
Today’s Joke: Pete Tries to Help Joe
Joe: “I saw a flock of cows on the way to work this morning.”
Pete: “You mean a herd of cows?”
Joe: “Yah, I heard of them too.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Didn’t Sleep Well
Joe: “I dreamt I was a muffler last night.”
Pete: ‘What do you think that means?”
Joe: “I don’t know, but I woke up exhausted.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Goes to His Boss’s Wake
Joe: “I went to my boss’s wake and knelt in front of his casket and I said something he’d enjoy.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, ‘Who’s not thinking out of the box now, Tom.'”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Timing is Off
Joe: “My girlfriend and I started kissing during her morning exercise session and she suddenly stopped kissing me.”
Pete: “Was she upset?”
Joe: “She said, ‘This isn’t working out.'”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Got a Problem
Joe: “I accidently swallowed some Scrabble tiles.”
Pete: “Are you okay?”
Joe: “For now. But the next time I go to the toilet it could spell disaster.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Is Going to Exercise to Shed a Few Pounds
Joe: “My doctor told me to start exercising if I want to lose weight.”
Pete: “A good place to start is with your favorite kind of exercise. What is it?”
Joe: “Chewing,”
Today’s Joke: Joe Has an Inquisitive Mind
Joe: “I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.”
Pete: “Why did you order a chicken and only one egg.”
Joe: “I wanted to see which came first.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF is Telling Jokes
Joe: “My girlfriend told me a boxing joke.”
Pete: “Was it any good?”
Joe: “It didn’t have a punch line.”
