Joe: “I got some bad news at the bakery today.”
Pete: “What did you hear?”
Joe: “They’re not making shortbread any longer.”
hilarious
Today’s Joke
Joe: “I got a new job. I’m working in a mirror factory.”
Pete: “How’s it going?”
Joe: “It’s something I can see myself doing?
Today’s Joke
Joe: “I’m going to break up with astronaut girlfriend.”
Pete: “Why, Joe?
Joe: “She’s always wanting space.”
Today’s Joke
Joe: “The judge sentenced my cousin for stealing a calendar.”
Pete: “What was his sentence?”
Joe: “He got twelve months.”
Today’s Joke
Joe: “I have a date for New Year’s Eve.”
Pete: “Who is it?”
Joe: “December 31st.”
Today’s Smile
Joe: “My girlfriend has a multiple personality disorder.”
Pete: “That’s too bad.”
Joe “It’s not a problem. She’s good people.”
Today’s Smile
Joe: “Every morning I tell my girlfriend I’m going jogging, but then I don’t go.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She laughs, it’s a running joke.”
Today’s Smile
Joe: “My wife called me at work and said she started have contractions and said I need you to drive to the hospital.”
Pete: “What happened?”
Joe: “Twenty minutes later I called her from the hospital and said, “What do I do?”
