Joe: “My girlfriend told me the guys at her place only get a half hour lunch break while the women get a full hour.”
Pete: “That doesn’t seem fair. She say way?”
Joe: “She said, lunch was short so the boss didn’t have to retrain them.”
Humor
Today’s Joke: Joe’s No Longer Unemployed
Joe: “I landed a job at the M & M factory.”
Pete: “What do you do?”
Joe: “I proofread.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Plays Tennis
Joe: “I’m playing tennis with people I met in therapy.”
Pete: “How’s it going?”
Joe: “We call it mixed up doubles.”
Today’s Joke: It Runs in Joe’s Family
Joe: “My grandfather buried three wives.”
Pete: “That’s rough.”
Joe: “Yah, and two of them were napping.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Got it Right
Joe: “My girlfriend asked me if I knew the difference between government bonds and me.”
Pete: “What is the difference?”
Joe: “My girlfriend said that government bonds mature.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF is Spot On
Joe: “My girlfriend said she figured out why I don’t show my feelings.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said I don’t show my feelings because I don’t have any.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Boss Knows How to Deal With Stress
Joe: “My boss is really good at handling high stress problems.”
Pete: “I’d like to know how she does that?”
Joe: “She delegates them to me.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Has Doubts About His GF’s Career
Joe: “I don’t think my girlfriend is smart enough to get through nursing school.”
Pete: “What makes you think that?”
Joe: “When she heard they were going to learn how to draw blood she brought a red crayon to lab.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Was in an Art Contest
Joe: “My girlfriend was in an art contest with another artist.”
Pete: “How did she do?”
Joe: “It ended in a draw.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Questions His GF’s Fidelity
Joe: “I asked my girlfriend if she was seeing someone on the side. I knew immediately she was lying.”
Pete: “You did?”
Joe: “Yes, her lips were moving.”
