Joe: “My grandfather buried three wives.”
Pete: “That’s rough.”
Joe: “Yah, and two of them were napping.”
Quick Laughs
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Got it Right
Joe: “My girlfriend asked me if I knew the difference between government bonds and me.”
Pete: “What is the difference?”
Joe: “My girlfriend said that government bonds mature.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF is Spot On
Joe: “My girlfriend said she figured out why I don’t show my feelings.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said I don’t show my feelings because I don’t have any.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Boss Knows How to Deal With Stress
Joe: “My boss is really good at handling high stress problems.”
Pete: “I’d like to know how she does that?”
Joe: “She delegates them to me.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Has Doubts About His GF’s Career
Joe: “I don’t think my girlfriend is smart enough to get through nursing school.”
Pete: “What makes you think that?”
Joe: “When she heard they were going to learn how to draw blood she brought a red crayon to lab.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Was in an Art Contest
Joe: “My girlfriend was in an art contest with another artist.”
Pete: “How did she do?”
Joe: “It ended in a draw.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Questions His GF’s Fidelity
Joe: “I asked my girlfriend if she was seeing someone on the side. I knew immediately she was lying.”
Pete: “You did?”
Joe: “Yes, her lips were moving.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s a Shift Worker
Joe: “I got a job as a shift worker at the chess factory.”
Pete: “What shift are you working?”
Joe: “Next week I’m on knights.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Needs Attention
Joe: “I took a silver spoon into the coffee break room today.”
Pete: “Don’t they have plastic spoons?”
Joe: “Yes, but I caused quite a stir.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Got a Problem
Joe: “I had a job interview today and was asked to tell her my biggest weakness in 7 words.”
Pete: “What did you say.”
Joe: “I’m not good with numbers.”
