A thief broke into the police headquarters during the night and took all the toilets.
Cops report they have nothing to go on.
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Today’s Smile 😃
“A man is at the funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man’s wife, and asks if he could say a word.
The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says ‘Plethora.’
The wife smiles, and says ‘Thank you, that means a lot.'”
Today’s Smile 😃
“Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?”
“Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.”
Today’s Smile 😃
I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job.
When I got home all the signs were there.
Today’s Smile 😃
“I’m going to donate my body to science, and keep my Dad happy.
He always wanted me to go to medical school.”
Today’s Smile 😃
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles.”
“She did,” he replied. “But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?”
Today’s Smile 😃
Q: Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite singer?
A: Spruce Springsteen
