Joe: “I took a silver spoon into the coffee break room today.”
Pete: “Don’t they have plastic spoons?”
Joe: “Yes, but I caused quite a stir.”
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Today’s Joke: Joe’s Got a Problem
Joe: “I had a job interview today and was asked to tell her my biggest weakness in 7 words.”
Pete: “What did you say.”
Joe: “I’m not good with numbers.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Has it Right
Joe: “My girlfriend said my mom spoiled me.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, ‘All the guys smell this way.'”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Car Has Problems
Joe: “My car failed the emissions test today.”
Pete: “What are you going to do?”
Joe: “I’m fuming.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Decides it’s Time to Breakup
Joe: “My girlfriend is breaking with me because I refuse to remove the coffee filter from the coffee machine after breakfast.”
Pete: “There’s got to be more?”
Joe: “No. She said it was grounds for leaving.”
Today’s Joke: Someone Stole Joe’s Coffee Cup
Joe: “Someone went into my office and stole my favorite coffee cup.”
Pete: “What are you going to do about it?”
Joe: “I’m going to the police station and ask them if I can look at mug shots.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Grandma is Mostly Irish
Joe: “My Grandma is 80% Irish.”
Pete: “That’s so?”
Joe: “Yah, that’s her parents named her Iris.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Tries Hard to Impress
Joe: “I took my car in for service today.”
Pete: “How did it go?”
Joe: “The pastor wasn’t happy.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Accuses His GF of Making a Snap Judgement
Joe: “My new girlfriend told me I was terrible in bed.”
Pete: “How did that make you feel?”
Joe: “I told her that making judgements on 60 seconds of data was unfair.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF is Splitting
Joe: “My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I was too passive and don’t stand up for myself.”
Pete: “Did you say anything to her?”
Joe: “Yah. I said, “You’re right about that.”
