Joe: “I asked this woman at work for a date.”
Pete: “How did it go?”
Joe: “The date was delicious. But I didn’t get a date.”
laughter
Today’s Good Word ~ Fire Up
Fire up your passion to do something great. You may not win the Nobel Prize, but you may make a difference in one person’s life. Fire up your passion to make today the best day ever. Go all in with your work and relationships. Fire up your enthusiasm for life. Don’t let the news get you down. Life is wonderful, it’s joy-filled, it’s waiting for you to experience it all.
Today’s Smile
Joe: “My online dating profile says I’m paid to travel and have direct responsibility for hundreds of people.”
Pete: “How’s it working for you?”
Joe: “Not to too well. The women I meet get turned off when they learn I’m a bus driver.”
Today’s Smile
Joe: “I broke up with my seismologist girlfriend.”
Pete: “Why? I thought you guys were getting along.”
Joe: “Trouble is, she was always looking for faults.”
Today’s Good Word ~ Build
Are you a builder? I’m speaking of builders of people. One does not need a construction degree to be a people builder. A people builder helps others to see their strengths. A people builder helps others to realize they are good. A people builder inspires others. A people builder offers a helping hand. A people builder doesn’t shame, belittle, or condemn. A people builder knows that every person has a reservoir of good and unlimited potential.
Today’s Smile
Joe: “I’m looking for new job. I can’t take my boss’s bad language.”
Pete: “What did you boss say?”
Joe: “You’re fired.”
Today’s Good Word ~ Starting Line
We all have a starting line. Our starting lines are all different. Some folks get a head start. Some folks start way behind. There’s not much we can do about where we start. We can do a heck of lot about where we finish. It’s what happens between the starting line and finish line that counts. It’s all up to us. The time given to us between the starting line and finish line is precious. Treasure that time. Use it well. You’ll leave a wonderful legacy.
Today’s Smile
Joe: “When I got to work today, my boss cornered me and said, ‘You missed work yesterday.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Pete: “I said, ‘Not really.'”
Today’s Good Word ~ Word
In today’s litigious society giving one’s word my seem archaic, yet when one gives his/her word that something will done, it is a sign of trust. When we give our word, act on it, we earn deep levels of trust. When we give our word it create a bind between the giver of the word and the receiver of the word. Giving our word is a commitment to act. Those who follow through on giving their word etch their character in stone.
Today’s Smile
Joe: “This morning I made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water.”
Pete: “How did it work out?”
Joe: “After 30 minutes of driving on the highway, I realized i left my car at home.”
