Joe: “Someone went into my office and stole my favorite coffee cup.”
Pete: “What are you going to do about it?”
Joe: “I’m going to the police station and ask them if I can look at mug shots.”
short jokes
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Grandma is Mostly Irish
Joe: “My Grandma is 80% Irish.”
Pete: “That’s so?”
Joe: “Yah, that’s her parents named her Iris.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Tries Hard to Impress
Joe: “I took my car in for service today.”
Pete: “How did it go?”
Joe: “The pastor wasn’t happy.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Accuses His GF of Making a Snap Judgement
Joe: “My new girlfriend told me I was terrible in bed.”
Pete: “How did that make you feel?”
Joe: “I told her that making judgements on 60 seconds of data was unfair.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF is Splitting
Joe: “My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I was too passive and don’t stand up for myself.”
Pete: “Did you say anything to her?”
Joe: “Yah. I said, “You’re right about that.”
Today’s Joke: Joe is Always Helpful
Joe: “My girlfriend told me she wanted peace and quiet while she cooked dinner.”
Pete: “Was that a problem?”
Joe: “No, I took the battery out of the smoke detector.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF is Remarkable
Joe: “In good and bad times my girlfriend has always stood beside me.”
Pete: “You’re fortunate, Joe.”
Joe: “Having only one chair helps.”
Today’s Joke: Is Joe a Cheapskate?
Joe: “My girlfriend and I had an argument. She claimed I was a cheapskate.”
Pete: “How did you respond to her?”
Joe: “I told her I’m not buying her argument.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Gives His GF Advice
Joe: “My girlfriend asked my advice because she’s trying to decide being a hair stylist or a short story writer.”
Pete: “What did you say to her?”
Joe: “I told her to flip a coin, heads or tales.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Blew His Chemistry Exam
Joe: “in my chemistry class in night school I had to write a 500 summary on acid.”
Pete: “How did it go?”
Joe: “My laptop turned into a vicious German shepherd, and my desk turned into an elevator shaft.
