Today’s Smile 😃

Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery:

1. 1. 1. Oops!
      2. Has anyone seen my watch?
      3. That was some party last night. I can’t remember when I’ve been that drunk.
      4. Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
      5. Well, this book doesn’t say that… What edition is your manual?
      6. Ok, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
      7. Damn, there go the lights again…
      8. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

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