Joe: “I dreamt I was a muffler last night.”
Pete: ‘What do you think that means?”
Joe: “I don’t know, but I woke up exhausted.”
Comedy
Today’s Joke: Joe Goes to His Boss’s Wake
Joe: “I went to my boss’s wake and knelt in front of his casket and I said something he’d enjoy.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, ‘Who’s not thinking out of the box now, Tom.'”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Timing is Off
Joe: “My girlfriend and I started kissing during her morning exercise session and she suddenly stopped kissing me.”
Pete: “Was she upset?”
Joe: “She said, ‘This isn’t working out.'”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Got a Problem
Joe: “I accidently swallowed some Scrabble tiles.”
Pete: “Are you okay?”
Joe: “For now. But the next time I go to the toilet it could spell disaster.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Is Going to Exercise to Shed a Few Pounds
Joe: “My doctor told me to start exercising if I want to lose weight.”
Pete: “A good place to start is with your favorite kind of exercise. What is it?”
Joe: “Chewing,”
Today’s Joke: Joe Has an Inquisitive Mind
Joe: “I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.”
Pete: “Why did you order a chicken and only one egg.”
Joe: “I wanted to see which came first.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF is Telling Jokes
Joe: “My girlfriend told me a boxing joke.”
Pete: “Was it any good?”
Joe: “It didn’t have a punch line.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Needs Sleep Therapy
Joe: “I slept like a dog last night.”
Pete: “That was great.”
Joe: “I woke up on the porch.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Broke Up With His GF
Joe: “My girlfriend is hard of hearing so I broke up with her.”
Pete: “That doesn’t sound like a good reason. Is there more?”
Joe: “Yah, she never listened to me.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Takes His Boss’s Advice
Joe: “My boss passed by my cubicle and told me to have a great day.”
Pete: “That was nice.”
Joe “I took her advice and went home.”
