Joe: “My girlfriend and I had an argument. She claimed I was a cheapskate.”
Pete: “How did you respond to her?”
Joe: “I told her I’m not buying her argument.”
Comedy
Today’s Joke: Joe Gives His GF Advice
Joe: “My girlfriend asked my advice because she’s trying to decide being a hair stylist or a short story writer.”
Pete: “What did you say to her?”
Joe: “I told her to flip a coin, heads or tales.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Blew His Chemistry Exam
Joe: “in my chemistry class in night school I had to write a 500 summary on acid.”
Pete: “How did it go?”
Joe: “My laptop turned into a vicious German shepherd, and my desk turned into an elevator shaft.
Today’s Joke: Joe and His GF Go on a Trip
Joe: “My girlfriend and I went on a trip to a postcard factory last weekend end.”
Pete: “How was it?”
Joe: “Nothing to write home about.”
Today’s Joke: This Will Keep Joe Awake
Joe: “I went to our library and asked the librarian if they had any books about paranoia.”
Pete: “Did they?”
Joe: “Yah. They were right behind me.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Had a Bad Breakup
Joe: “I broke up with my girlfriend and texted her, “You can take me off of speed dial.”
Pete: “Did she respond?”
Joe: “She text back, “Who is this?”
Today’s Joke: Joe Rejects a Telemarketing Pitch
Joe: “I got a telemarketing call and the guy was trying to sell me a coffin.”
Pete: “What did you do?”
Joe: “I told him, ‘That’s the last thing I need.'”
Today’s Joke: Joe Got Bad News from the Bakery
Joe: “I got some bad news at the bakery today.”
Pete: “What did you hear?”
Joe: “They’re not making shortbread any longer.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Has Neighbor Problems
Joe: “My neighbor keeps tossing top soil over the fence into my garden.”
Pete: “What’s your neighbor up to?”
Joe: “I don’t know, but the plot thickens.”
Today’s Joke: Pete Tries to Help Joe
Joe: “I saw a flock of cows on the way to work this morning.”
Pete: “You mean a herd of cows?”
Joe: “Yah, I heard of them too.”
