Bring Humor into Your Life
Joe: “My girlfriend dumped me because I collect magazines.”
Pete: “Was that her only reason?”
Joe: “She said I had too many issues.”
One-Liners
Today’s Joke – Begin Your Day with a Laugh
Start Your Day with Today’s Joke
Joe: “My lactose intolerant girlfriend broke up with me.”
Pete: “Why?”
Joe: “She said my jokes were too cheesy.”
Today’s Joke – Start Your Day with Humor
Laughter is the Best Medicine
Joe: “I will never date a tennis player.”
Pete: “Why?”
Joe: “Love will mean nothing to her.”
Today’s Joke – Clean Humor to Start Your Day
Joe: “I text my girlfriend a photo of an x-ray of my chest.”
Pete: “Why did you do that?”
Joe: “I wanted to show her my heart was in the right place.”
Joke of the Day ~ Start Your Day With a Laugh
Laughter is the Best Medicine
Joe: “I’m going to Las Vegas with my doctor.”
Pete: “What’s her speciality?”
Joe: “She’s a cardiologist.”
Joke of the Day – Start Your Day off With a Laugh
Laughter is the Best Medicine
Joe: “The New York Times is interviewing my janitor friend, Mike.”
Pete: “Why are they interviewing him?”
Joe: “He knows where all the dirt is.”
Joke of the Day ~ Laugh Out Loud with Joe and Pete
Today’s Joke With Joe and Pete
Joe: “My girlfriend is a biologist and she took me shopping yesterday.”
Pete: “What did she buy?”
Joe: “Skinny genes.”
Joke of the Day
Laugh Along with Joe and Pete
Joe: “I can tell when people are judgmental.”
Pete: “How do you do that?”
Joe: “Just by looking at them.”
Joke of the Day
Laugh Along with Joe and Pete
Joe: “I read the bottom line during my eye exam: Z W I X O S T A C Z.”
Pete: “That must have been hard.”
Joe: “I was easy. I work with a Polish guy with the same name.”
Joke of the Day
Laugh Along With Joe and Pete
Joe: “My boss came by my cubicle and saw me staring out the window. He asked me what I was doing?”
Pete: “What did you say?
Joe: “I told him I was lost in thought and it was unfamiliar territory.”
