Laugh Along With Joe & Pete
Joe: “My girlfriend, who is deaf, broke up with me.”
Pete: “Did you see it coming?”
Joe: “No, I couldn’t read the signs.”
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Today’s Joke ~ Start Your Day With Humor
Laugh Along With Joe & Pete
Joe: “I was flirting with the woman at the airport check-in counter.”
Pete: “How did it go?”
Joe: “She told me I had too much baggage.”
Today’s Joke ~ Start Your Day With a bit of Humor
Bring Humor into Your Life
Joe: “My girlfriend dumped me because I collect magazines.”
Pete: “Was that her only reason?”
Joe: “She said I had too many issues.”
Today’s Joke – Begin Your Day with a Laugh
Start Your Day with Today’s Joke
Joe: “My lactose intolerant girlfriend broke up with me.”
Pete: “Why?”
Joe: “She said my jokes were too cheesy.”
Joke of the Day ~ Laugh Out Loud with Joe and Pete
Today’s Joke With Joe and Pete
Joe: “My girlfriend is a biologist and she took me shopping yesterday.”
Pete: “What did she buy?”
Joe: “Skinny genes.”
Joke of the Day
Laugh with Joe and Pete
Joe: “My girlfriend was upset with me and told me grow up.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said I would try as soon as I stopped playing Mindcraft.”
Joke of the Day
Laugh with Joe and Pete
Joe: “My girlfriend and I got into an argument over who was stronger.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, “Yah? My password is stronger than your password.”
Joke for Today
Laugh with Joe and Pete
Joe: “I decided not to get you an umbrella?”
Pete: “Why/”
Joe: “Never mind, it’s over your head.”
Joke for Today
Laugh Along with Joe and Pete
Joe: “Yesterday, I called my boss and told him I could come in, I had a terminal illness.”
Pete: “On no. What’s wrong?”
Joe: “Nothing. I was at the airport and I think I got a touch of food poisoning.”
Joke of the Day
Joe and Pete are at it again.
Joe: “I went to see my psychologist today because I’ve developed a fear of lapels.”
Pete: “What did you psychiatrist say?”
Joe: “He sent me to the hospital because he said I had cholera.”
