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Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Thanks— I’ll never part with it!

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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

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A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”

The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”

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What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck

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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He need a little space.

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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

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