Laugh a Little
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
clean jokes
Today’s Smile 😃
A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and … cola.”
“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away!
Today’s Smile 😃
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Thanks— I’ll never part with it!
Today’s Smile 😃
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line.
Today’s Smile 😃
A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”
Today’s Smile 😃
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck
