Today’s Smile 😃

A man tells his doctor, ā€œDoc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!ā€

The doctor replies, ā€œSorry, I don’t follow you ā€¦ā€

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Today’s Smile 😃

What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck

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Today’s Smile 😃

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He need a little space.

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Today’s Smile 😃

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

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