Joe: “I slept like a dog last night.”
Pete: “That was great.”
Joe: “I woke up on the porch.”
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Today’s Joke: Joe Takes His Boss’s Advice
Joe: “My boss passed by my cubicle and told me to have a great day.”
Pete: “That was nice.”
Joe “I took her advice and went home.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Friend Gives Him Some Dirt About His GF
Joe: “My good friend Zach text me and told me he had some dirt on my girlfriend.”
Pete: “What did he say?”
Joe: “He said she’s cheating on both of us.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Gives a Cooking Tip
Joe: “I always cook with wine.”
Pete: “What kind do you use?”
Joe: “It doesn’t matter. Every once in a while I add it to the food.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Had Life Figured Out, Until . . .
Joe: “Pete, I once had a handle on life.”
Pete: “What happened, Joe.”
Joe: “It broke.”
Today’s Joke: Joe and His Landlord Have an Issue
Joe: “My landlord sent me an email saying he needs to talk to me about cutting back on my heat.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I emailed my landlord that my door is always open.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Girlfriend Has Interesting Work
Joe: “It’s difficult to say what my girlfriend does for work.”
Pete: “What does she do?”
Joe: “She sells seashells by the seashore.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Takes His Parents to the Airport
Joe: “My parents were visiting and I drove them to the airport today.”
Pete: “That;s nice. When does their flight leave?”
Joe: “In 48 hours.”
Today’s Joke: Joe and His GF Go Out for a Romantic Dinner.
Joe: “I took my girlfriend to an expensive restaurant for a romantic dinner. Half way through the dinner she asked me say something that would get her excited.”
Pete What did you say?
Joe: “I forgot my wallet.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s grandpa visits, what could go wrong?
Joe: “ My grandpa spent the weekend with us and he has a blackeye..”
Pete: “ What happened?”
Joe: “I knew his room was too small for a cuckoo clock. “
