Joe: “I couldn’t sleep last night.”
Pete: “Why couldn’t you sleep?”
Joe: “I was so hot I set the smoke detectors off.”
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Today’s joke: Joe helps his girlfriend
Joe: “My girlfriend has allergies and she is also diabetic so I try to cheer her up.”
Pete: “What did you do to cheer her up?”
Joe: “I bought her a dozen roses and a box of chocolates.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Dad was in the Army
Joe: “My dad was in the army and my brother and me moved a lot.”
Pete: “Was it hard?”
Joe: “Yah, he was shooting at us.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Gives His Boss Some Advice
Joe: “My boss stopped by my cubicle and said, “I want to talk.”
Pete: “Were you in trouble? What did you say to your boss?”
Joe: “I said, “Just keep practicing.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Binged His Favorite Shows – Well Almost
Joe: My girlfriend and I decided to binge our favorite show and watch the episodes back to back.”
Pete: “How did it work out?”
Joe: “Not to good. I sat with my back to the TV while she watched all the episodes.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Describes his GF
Joe: “My girlfriend has a good head on her shoulders.”
Pete: “That’s a nice compliment.”
Joe: “Problem is, she has no neck.”
Today’s Joke:
Joe: “My night school teacher gave me an F and accused me of plagiarism.”
Pete: “Did you have any defense?”
Joe: “I told her, ‘Why should I get in trouble for something I didn’t do?”
Today’s Joke: Joe Loves His Morning Joe
Joe: “My girlfriend said she figured out why I drink so much coffee.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She told me reason I drink so much coffee was that I like to make mistakes and do it faster.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Likes His Beer
Joe: “My girlfriend complained that I drink beer every day.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, ‘You’re wrong. I only drink at night.'”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Company Went Paperless.
Joe: “The place where I work went totally paperless.”
Pete: “How’s it working out?”
Joe: “Great, unless you have to use the toilet.”
