Joe: “I’ve got a new exercise routine and it’s working.”
Pete: “What is it?”
Joe: “Running away from my problems.”
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Joke of the Day
Joe: “I enrolled in a calculus class at night school.”
Pete: “Why did you enroll in calculus?”
Joe: “I want to learn to calculate the slope of my life’s downhill slide.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I learned I have great abs.”
Pete: “You do?”
Joe: “Yes, my psychologist told me I hav grea abnormalities.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “Have you ever felt like your entire life is just a big school exam?”
Pete: “No, have you?”
Joe: “Yes, and I didn’t study for it.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I’ve discovered my life’s purpose.”
Pete: “What is it?”
Joe: “I’m a cautionary tale for everyone else.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I asked my dentist what I could do about the yellow stain on my teeth.”
Pete: “What did he say?”
Joe: “He said I should wear a brown tie.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “My girlfriend takes me everywhere.”
Pete: “That’s nice.”
Joe: “Problem is, she keeps complaining I find my way back.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “My friend and I walked into a bar.”
Pete: “So?”
Joe: “You would have thought one of us would have seen it.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “A woman I met on my dating app had coffee with me and she asked me if I love animals.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, “Sure, I’m a butcher.””
Joke of the Day
Joe: “My date asked what I did and said I was eliminating all cancers.”
Pete: “I bet she was impressed.”
Joe: “She was until I said, ‘Next I’m eliminating all Libras.”
