Joe: “I’m thinking of having an operation on my spine.”
Pete: “What’s wrong?”
Joe: “It’s holding me back.”
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Joke of the Day
Joe: “I stopped going to Starbucks. Instead, I make coffee at home.”
Pete: “How’s that working?
Joe: “Same experience. When my coffee’s done, I holler out my name and burn a 5 dollar bill.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I should rob a bank where all the security guards are women.”
Pete: “Why?”
Joe: “Because I’d be invisible to them.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I went on a once in a lifetime vacation.”
Pete: “How did it go?”
Joe: “Never again.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I interviewed for a security guard job today.”
Pete: “How did it go?”
Joe: “After spending 8 hours in the waiting room and not complaining, they hired me.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I don’t have a beer gut?”
Pete: “What do you call it?”
Joe: “A protective covering for my rock hard abs.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I told my boss that nothing is impossible.”
Pete: “What did your boss say?”
Joe: “He said I must be doing the impossible because I do nothing all day.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I told my girlfriend her secret is aafe with me.”
Pete: “Can you keep a secret?”
Joe: “I can if I wasn’t listening.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “My job is secure.”
Pete: “That’s great.”
Joe: “No one else wants it.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “After my flight I went to baggage claim and saw a man collapse on the luggage carousel.”
Pete: “What happened.”
Joe: “He slowly came around.”
