Joe: “I’ve written a dozen jokes about unemployed people.”
Pete: “Can I hear them?”
Joe: “No, none of them work.”
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Joke of the Day
Joe: “I called my urologist and the receptionist asked me if I could hold for a minute.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, ‘No, that’s why I’m calling.'”
Joke for Today
Joe and Pete are at it again
Joe: “The pastor at my church wanted to know if I would do some volunteer work.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, ‘I wouldn’t do it if you paid me.'”
Jokes of the Day
Joe: “I have inner beauty.”
Pete: “Who told you?”
Joe: “My proctologist.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I’m convinced I’m brilliant.”
Pete: “How so, Joe?”
Joe: “I don’t even understand what I say.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “My girlfriend is upset with me because I refuse to go to the gym.”
Pete: “What did you say to her?”
Joe: “I told her refusing to go to the gym is a form of resistance training.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I just love the rotation of the Earth.”
Pete: “Why’s that, Joe?”
Joe: “It makes my day.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: My personal trainer at the gym gave me ba news.”
Pete: “What was the bad news?”
Joe: “My mood swings don’t count as exercise.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I told my pastor that I had a clear conscience.”
Pete: “What did your pastor say?”
Joe: “He said I had a bad memory.”
Joke for Today
Joe: “I want to brag, but I won’t.”
Pete: “C’mon, Joe. What do you want to brag about?”
Joe: “I haven’t had a mood swing in the last five minutes.”
